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Coffee Clock drip down into Premier
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tohca
February 9, 2019

Following strong results in scrims and looking to clock some hours into Prem, Coffee Clock is a new team with experienced players pointing their hands at a potential Premier victory.

Coffee Clock’s roster is a medium-dark brew of Premier veterans, all of which have previously made grand finals in the past, with five of them having won the division at least once. Veteran scouts Sam. and Lams add body to the team, Lams having won best a Pocket Scout award in the past season.

Sam. last played for xeno, achieving a respectable second place finish to Jasmine Tea. Lams last played for Jasmine Tea, winning ozfortress Prem with a dominant sweep.

Soldiers yewl and riot also have top level experience, with both having won Prem twice on soldier. The roster is rounded out by players redcoatzygote and Doge.exe has stopped working, Redcoatzygote having won Prem twice and doge having made grand finals multiple times.

Eager to show his enthusiasm and his brewing skills, we talked to team scout Lams and received an enthusiastic quote.

We Demand To Be Taken Seriously

Ready to pour out a steaming hot victory, Coffee Clock’s roster is:

  • Scout: Sam.
  • Scout: Lams
  • Roamer: riot
  • Pocket: Yewl
  • Demoman: Redcoatzygote
  • Medic: Doge.exe
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redcoatzygote is a genius name

redcoatzygote is a genius name
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doge.exe

doge.exe
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#3
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ozfortress articles is pretty hype

ozfortress articles is pretty hype
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the first soldier combo to have completed speed2

fear us

the first soldier combo to have completed speed2

fear us
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yewl and i have both won prem twice and doge has never won. please fix!!!!!
cooki also won best pocket scout, not flank

yewl and i have both won prem twice and doge has never won. please fix!!!!!
cooki also won best pocket scout, not flank
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#6
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redcoatzygoteyewl and i have both won prem twice and doge has never won. please fix!!!!!
cooki also won best pocket scout, not flank

being fixed, please forgive me x_x
edit: fixed probably!!

[quote=redcoatzygote]yewl and i have both won prem twice and doge has never won. please fix!!!!!
cooki also won best pocket scout, not flank[/quote]
being fixed, please forgive me x_x
edit: fixed probably!!
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tohcaand doge having slept through grand finals multiple times.

Fixed this for you

[quote=tohca]and doge having [b][i]slept through[/i][/b] grand finals multiple times.[/quote]
Fixed this for you
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sage_ Australia hasn't got a reputation for fantastic roamers but riot has broken that curse.

get fucked

[quote=sage_] Australia hasn't got a reputation for fantastic roamers but riot has broken that curse.

[/quote]
get fucked
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sage_for people not invested in ozfortress this roster is ridiculously stacked.

If you were (and people will inevitably) compare them to Jasmine they are potentially a much more solid roster. In terms of scout combo, roamer and medic I'd argue straight upgrades. Sam and lams(cooki) are about as scary a combo of scouts can be; Sam is plain and simple the best aimer I've seen in TF2 period. Doge is individually one of the smartest and most mechanically skilled people I've ever played with. riot is unfair, he's like an anime character I don't get how but his power just scales to always be on another level of the people surrounding him, Australia hasn't got a reputation for fantastic roamers but riot has broken that curse.

In terms of demo and medic you couldn't find better replacements for geoh and Paulsen then with yewl and redcoat, redcoat is the only person who could contend with Paulsen for his strengths in maincalling and aggressive strategy, and whereas geoh had some of the best aim and dm in the country yewl is a super selfless player who's mindset lies solely in what his play can do to make his team's job easier.

Geoh and Paulsen are my favourite demo and med mains

[quote=sage_]for people not invested in ozfortress this roster is ridiculously stacked.

If you were (and people will inevitably) compare them to Jasmine they are potentially a much more solid roster. In terms of scout combo, roamer and medic I'd argue straight upgrades. Sam and lams(cooki) are about as scary a combo of scouts can be; Sam is plain and simple the best aimer I've seen in TF2 period. Doge is individually one of the smartest and most mechanically skilled people I've ever played with. riot is unfair, he's like an anime character I don't get how but his power just scales to always be on another level of the people surrounding him, Australia hasn't got a reputation for fantastic roamers but riot has broken that curse.

In terms of demo and medic you couldn't find better replacements for geoh and Paulsen then with yewl and redcoat, redcoat is the only person who could contend with Paulsen for his strengths in maincalling and aggressive strategy, and whereas geoh had some of the best aim and dm in the country yewl is a super selfless player who's mindset lies solely in what his play can do to make his team's job easier.[/quote]

Geoh and Paulsen are my favourite demo and med mains
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hertzsage_ Australia hasn't got a reputation for fantastic roamers but riot has broken that curse.
get fucked

Lmao that’s unfortunate

[quote=hertz][quote=sage_] Australia hasn't got a reputation for fantastic roamers but riot has broken that curse.

[/quote]
get fucked[/quote]
Lmao that’s unfortunate
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riotbzhertzsage_ Australia hasn't got a reputation for fantastic roamers but riot has broken that curse.
get fucked
Lmao that’s unfortunate

go RIOTBZ

[quote=riotbz][quote=hertz][quote=sage_] Australia hasn't got a reputation for fantastic roamers but riot has broken that curse.

[/quote]
get fucked[/quote]
Lmao that’s unfortunate[/quote]
go RIOTBZ
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