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best pub quotes
871
#871
13 Frags +

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/919169066120117248/10F7A964DE66DE9CCBC75B2B6EE2F9AA3DBE4E5F/
you just cant make this up

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/919169066120117248/10F7A964DE66DE9CCBC75B2B6EE2F9AA3DBE4E5F/
you just cant make this up
872
#872
2 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/xJj1YO5.png

https://i.imgur.com/xJj1YO5.png
873
#873
1 Frags +

Charizard hellcase.com : im a hoovy pls dont kill me

Charizard hellcase.com : im a hoovy pls dont kill me
874
#874
30 Frags +

Some german kid adds me after pub.

Lupus: whats up
TITANIUM WHITE^: hey ure little cancerslut some rape? :P
TITANIUM WHITE^: hey any class u want u little homofagg
TITANIUM WHITE^: hey dats no joke but u are...:P
TITANIUM WHITE^: little cancerbitch goggo 2 mins...
TITANIUM WHITE^: ure just a little homo..add me if u want some rap...
TITANIUM WHITE^ is now Offline.
Lupus: what just happened

Some german kid adds me after pub.

Lupus: whats up
TITANIUM WHITE^: hey ure little cancerslut some rape? :P
TITANIUM WHITE^: hey any class u want u little homofagg
TITANIUM WHITE^: hey dats no joke but u are...:P
TITANIUM WHITE^: little cancerbitch goggo 2 mins...
TITANIUM WHITE^: ure just a little homo..add me if u want some rap...
TITANIUM WHITE^ is now Offline.
Lupus: what just happened
875
#875
2 Frags +

he just wanted to show off his fire rapping skills dude

he just wanted to show off his fire rapping skills dude
876
#876
10 Frags +

carpet : cant play well my arms are weak

carpet : cant play well my arms are weak
877
#877
6 Frags +

My friend and I were trying to get colat kills in a pub and a guy added me
laggy and low open: hello?
Eggos Waffles: Nice rage quit lmao
laggy and low open: ?
laggy and low open: did you really add me just to say that
Eggos Waffles: No skill machina bodyshotd
Eggos Waffles: Pathetic
Eggos Waffles: Mge me
laggy and low open: lets fucking go lad
Eggos Waffles: K add me
laggy and low open: join mr
Eggos Waffles: Y haven't added me fgt
Eggos Waffles: Scared pussy
Eggos Waffles is now Offline.
He blocked me...

My friend and I were trying to get colat kills in a pub and a guy added me
laggy and low open: hello?
Eggos Waffles: Nice rage quit lmao
laggy and low open: ?
laggy and low open: did you really add me just to say that
Eggos Waffles: No skill machina bodyshotd
Eggos Waffles: Pathetic
Eggos Waffles: Mge me
laggy and low open: lets fucking go lad
Eggos Waffles: K add me
laggy and low open: join mr
Eggos Waffles: Y haven't added me fgt
Eggos Waffles: Scared pussy
Eggos Waffles is now Offline.
He blocked me...
878
#878
5 Frags +
Sean_

that same guy added me lmao

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/8011mh/what_you_get_for_using_the_iron_bomber/

[quote=Sean_][/quote]

that same guy added me lmao

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/8011mh/what_you_get_for_using_the_iron_bomber/
879
#879
24 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/1MQ2pfk.png

[img]https://i.imgur.com/1MQ2pfk.png[/img]
880
#880
18 Frags +

dora the faggot has joined the game
dora the faggot has joined the game
dora the faggot has joined the game

dora the faggot has joined the game
dora the faggot has joined the game
dora the faggot has joined the game
881
#881
9 Frags +

*DEAD* tukan57 : My name... is the piss man....
*DEAD* tukan57 : I deliver piss to people....
tukan57 : xdD

*DEAD* tukan57 : My name... is the piss man....
*DEAD* tukan57 : I deliver piss to people....
tukan57 : xdD
882
#882
8 Frags +

lelzisamaze : tukan that really PISSES me off
*DEAD* tukan57 : Oh lelzisamaze, PISS off!
*DEAD* tukan57 : xD
*DEAD* lelzisamaze : board gamer ur pissing me off xSD
lelzisamaze : xD
lelzisamaze : sometimes the red team pisses on me and it make for pissy puns and it pisses me off xDDD

these guys need to chill

lelzisamaze : tukan that really PISSES me off
*DEAD* tukan57 : Oh lelzisamaze, PISS off!
*DEAD* tukan57 : xD
*DEAD* lelzisamaze : board gamer ur pissing me off xSD
lelzisamaze : xD
lelzisamaze : sometimes the red team pisses on me and it make for pissy puns and it pisses me off xDDD

these guys need to chill
883
#883
1 Frags +

XXxurmomgey249xXX: Do you enjoy being gay you fucking faggot?
Maky!~: Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

XXxurmomgey249xXX: Do you enjoy being gay you fucking faggot?
Maky!~: Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
884
#884
4 Frags +

Cole the Engy 21 engineer.tf : i hide and abuse women in my basemen

Cole the Engy 21 engineer.tf : i hide and abuse women in my basemen
885
#885
7 Frags +

*SPEC* redacted : you're the hacking i spectated you are did
*SPEC* redacted : alicia i spected you are Hacking you had flicks and non human Aim
*SPEC* redacted : hey Alicia why are you retardly shooting your gun
*SPEC* redacted : did i triggred you
*SPEC* redacted : welp i'm not dealing with Hacking Bullshit and boy friend Worth difrent Gender Combo so i'm gonna spectate

*SPEC* redacted : you're the hacking i spectated you are did
*SPEC* redacted : alicia i spected you are Hacking you had flicks and non human Aim
*SPEC* redacted : hey Alicia why are you retardly shooting your gun
*SPEC* redacted : did i triggred you
*SPEC* redacted : welp i'm not dealing with Hacking Bullshit and boy friend Worth difrent Gender Combo so i'm gonna spectate
886
#886
6 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/dYgKCrA.png

https://i.imgur.com/dYgKCrA.png
887
#887
1 Frags +

(TEAM) BennyDaBoi : i like buttstabbing people

(TEAM) BennyDaBoi : i like buttstabbing people
888
#888
2 Frags +

*DEAD* Bronze V Rick Hentai : is god even a thing

Bronze V Rick Hentai : i thought this server was fun
Bronze V Rick Hentai : then the w m1s came
Bronze V Rick Hentai : i am out
Weeaboo [Xg] Brunche : I've always been here

*DEAD* Bronze V Rick Hentai : is god even a thing

Bronze V Rick Hentai : i thought this server was fun
Bronze V Rick Hentai : then the w m1s came
Bronze V Rick Hentai : i am out
Weeaboo [Xg] Brunche : I've always been here
889
#889
7 Frags +

P. Diddly : ok
P. Diddly : so you have to fuck one of the rugrats
P. Diddly : which one
womanlover69 lf sexhaver420 : chucky
Orvid : the one called 'gun'
womanlover69 lf sexhaver420 : every time
Kumat0ra B>Quicksells : DILL
Kumat0ra B>Quicksells : NO TEETH

P. Diddly : ok
P. Diddly : so you have to fuck one of the rugrats
P. Diddly : which one
womanlover69 lf sexhaver420 : chucky
Orvid : the one called 'gun'
womanlover69 lf sexhaver420 : every time
Kumat0ra B>Quicksells : DILL
Kumat0ra B>Quicksells : NO TEETH
890
#890
5 Frags +

REDHOT : kermit did i just see a sidespin-flick-headshot
REDHOT : That....
REDHOT : hmmm

REDHOT : kermit did i just see a sidespin-flick-headshot
REDHOT : That....
REDHOT : hmmm
891
#891
1 Frags +

*DEAD* HeadlessTheHexman : remember kids
*DEAD* HeadlessTheHexman : dont go sniper on hightower
*DEAD* HeadlessTheHexman : cuz the trolldier is gonna fuck you
Airborne : damnit i was gonna say that
Jermark : theres already a sniper in are team

*DEAD* HeadlessTheHexman : remember kids
*DEAD* HeadlessTheHexman : dont go sniper on hightower
*DEAD* HeadlessTheHexman : cuz the trolldier is gonna fuck you
Airborne : damnit i was gonna say that
Jermark : theres already a sniper in are team
892
#892
4 Frags +

>:] : put an egg in my ass and fuck me so hard you can scramble it

>:] : put an egg in my ass and fuck me so hard you can scramble it
893
#893
-3 Frags +

10:56PM - dk Karl: nigger
10:56PM - dk Karl: im the best player in hl
10:56PM - dk Karl: su kme

10:56PM - dk Karl: nigger
10:56PM - dk Karl: im the best player in hl
10:56PM - dk Karl: su kme
894
#894
11 Frags +

Fehuj : my motto _ blue medic never hil
Fehuj : hill

Fehuj : my motto _ blue medic never hil
Fehuj : hill
895
#895
5 Frags +
RonnieJ10:56PM - dk Karl: nigger
10:56PM - dk Karl: im the best player in hl
10:56PM - dk Karl: su kme

wasted karl doesn't count

[quote=RonnieJ]10:56PM - dk Karl: nigger
10:56PM - dk Karl: im the best player in hl
10:56PM - dk Karl: su kme[/quote]

wasted karl doesn't count
896
#896
-1 Frags +
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Mr. grammar nazi : greshnuk shame on you you stupid cunt kys being a m1 pyro you cunt stop or imma rape your mum and your sister with my dog and
Mr. grammar nazi : im gonna kill them
*DEAD* RobTheKid : 0_0
The best shop in Scotland : how2anime?
Mr. grammar nazi : the best shop in england go kys you stupid bitch nobody likes you and u dont have a girl and u forever alone and kys and my pet
Mr. grammar nazi : parrot is gonna rape ur sister
JeGhost : rofl
Mr. grammar nazi : and i am gonna rape ur mum
RobTheKid : so you'll finally lose your virginity grammar nazi
JeGhost : amn
JeGhost : damn
Mr. grammar nazi : SHUT UP U GAY FUCK GO KYS OR MY PARROT IS GONNA TASTE UR SISTERS ASS
The best shop in Scotland : parrot?
Mr. grammar nazi : and my turtle is gonna fuck her
RobTheKid : what animals do you have?
RobTheKid : you live in the zoo?
RobTheKid : are you a chimpanzee?
JeGhost : this means your turtle will loose his virginity before you lmao
Mr. grammar nazi : kys
The best shop in Scotland : how2fap
RobTheKid : jeghost, we have to count in turtleyears
RobTheKid : like 1 human year is maybe 6 turtleyears
Mr. grammar nazi : im sending my parrot to fuck your mum now
RobTheKid : can he fly? or you gon call an uber?
Mr. grammar nazi : she is gonna have a baby with a parrot
Mr. grammar nazi : it will come out of its egg
JeGhost : you gotta have have some bad memories with animals fucking your family lol
RobTheKid : :D
*DEAD* Segaretka : ͡°͜ʖ͡°
RobTheKid : tell me more about your horses
The best shop in Scotland : how2horse?
Mr. grammar nazi : i dont have a horse but i can buy it and it will rape ur mum and sister and maybe dad
RobTheKid : but what if the horse doesn't want
*DEAD* The best shop in Scotland : hahahahahhaa
*DEAD* Lord Estellio Sykens : lol
Mr. grammar nazi : then ill buy other horse and he will do it or imma rape his familly
RobTheKid : you know how much a horse costs?
*DEAD* The best shop in Scotland : 15 euro
*DEAD* Lord Estellio Sykens : pretty a much
JeGhost : he is getting well paid by getting fucked by animals so he can afford alot of them
RobTheKid : horses trained to rape cost about a small-medium car
*DEAD*(TEAM) BoKnightley : ...
RobTheKid : in that case
kostakoksi : wtf is this converstation
Mr. grammar nazi : i dont het fucked by them i either fuck them or getting them to fuck someone
RobTheKid : what would you buy? a car or a rapehorse?
DongExpander9000 : i just came here and im confused
Mr. grammar nazi : a rapehorse
Mr. grammar nazi : so it could rape ur sister
Lord Estellio Sykens : not this time
JeGhost : the grammar started fllaming everyone
RobTheKid : can you drive the horse? or jsut ride it?
JeGhost : and now talking about horses fucking our families
JeGhost : just normal shit
Mr. grammar nazi : i dont need to they work for me as rapers
RobTheKid : what if the horse can't get an erection at the moment of truth? how about that?
RobTheKid : these are all things a rapehorsekeeper has to look out for
Mr. grammar nazi : he has to or imma rape his familly and him
JeGhost : well i guess he will give him a head and wait for him to get an erection
RobTheKid : so you gon rape the rapehorsefamily then?
Mr. grammar nazi : yea
*DEAD* kostakoksi : omg
Mr. grammar nazi : yea
kostakoksi : what is wrong with you
JeGhost : everything
Mr. grammar nazi : shut up ur gay
[spoiler]Mr. grammar nazi : greshnuk shame on you you stupid cunt kys being a m1 pyro you cunt stop or imma rape your mum and your sister with my dog and
Mr. grammar nazi : im gonna kill them
*DEAD* RobTheKid : 0_0
The best shop in Scotland : how2anime?
Mr. grammar nazi : the best shop in england go kys you stupid bitch nobody likes you and u dont have a girl and u forever alone and kys and my pet
Mr. grammar nazi : parrot is gonna rape ur sister
JeGhost : rofl
Mr. grammar nazi : and i am gonna rape ur mum
RobTheKid : so you'll finally lose your virginity grammar nazi
JeGhost : amn
JeGhost : damn
Mr. grammar nazi : SHUT UP U GAY FUCK GO KYS OR MY PARROT IS GONNA TASTE UR SISTERS ASS
The best shop in Scotland : parrot?
Mr. grammar nazi : and my turtle is gonna fuck her
RobTheKid : what animals do you have?
RobTheKid : you live in the zoo?
RobTheKid : are you a chimpanzee?
JeGhost : this means your turtle will loose his virginity before you lmao
Mr. grammar nazi : kys
The best shop in Scotland : how2fap
RobTheKid : jeghost, we have to count in turtleyears
RobTheKid : like 1 human year is maybe 6 turtleyears
Mr. grammar nazi : im sending my parrot to fuck your mum now
RobTheKid : can he fly? or you gon call an uber?
Mr. grammar nazi : she is gonna have a baby with a parrot
Mr. grammar nazi : it will come out of its egg
JeGhost : you gotta have have some bad memories with animals fucking your family lol
RobTheKid : :D
*DEAD* Segaretka : ͡°͜ʖ͡°
RobTheKid : tell me more about your horses
The best shop in Scotland : how2horse?
Mr. grammar nazi : i dont have a horse but i can buy it and it will rape ur mum and sister and maybe dad
RobTheKid : but what if the horse doesn't want
*DEAD* The best shop in Scotland : hahahahahhaa
*DEAD* Lord Estellio Sykens : lol
Mr. grammar nazi : then ill buy other horse and he will do it or imma rape his familly
RobTheKid : you know how much a horse costs?
*DEAD* The best shop in Scotland : 15 euro
*DEAD* Lord Estellio Sykens : pretty a much
JeGhost : he is getting well paid by getting fucked by animals so he can afford alot of them
RobTheKid : horses trained to rape cost about a small-medium car
*DEAD*(TEAM) BoKnightley : ...
RobTheKid : in that case
kostakoksi : wtf is this converstation
Mr. grammar nazi : i dont het fucked by them i either fuck them or getting them to fuck someone
RobTheKid : what would you buy? a car or a rapehorse?
DongExpander9000 : i just came here and im confused
Mr. grammar nazi : a rapehorse
Mr. grammar nazi : so it could rape ur sister
Lord Estellio Sykens : not this time
JeGhost : the grammar started fllaming everyone
RobTheKid : can you drive the horse? or jsut ride it?
JeGhost : and now talking about horses fucking our families
JeGhost : just normal shit
Mr. grammar nazi : i dont need to they work for me as rapers
RobTheKid : what if the horse can't get an erection at the moment of truth? how about that?
RobTheKid : these are all things a rapehorsekeeper has to look out for
Mr. grammar nazi : he has to or imma rape his familly and him
JeGhost : well i guess he will give him a head and wait for him to get an erection
RobTheKid : so you gon rape the rapehorsefamily then?
Mr. grammar nazi : yea
*DEAD* kostakoksi : omg
Mr. grammar nazi : yea
kostakoksi : what is wrong with you
JeGhost : everything
Mr. grammar nazi : shut up ur gay[/spoiler]
897
#897
-2 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/eLpqraG.png

https://i.imgur.com/eLpqraG.png
898
#898
-2 Frags +

*DEAD* HOTT PASTRAMI EXCELLNCE: hacker

*DEAD* HOTT PASTRAMI EXCELLNCE: hacker
899
#899
9 Frags +

*DEAD* mydragons456 (TRADE.TF) : guys what classes are aloud
*DEAD* mydragons456 (TRADE.TF) : i cant play
*DEAD* mydragons456 (TRADE.TF) : why?
crib tax (Score:20) defeats CreativeName (Score:8) in duel to 20 on Gullywash Middle.
*SPEC* Steven : !add
*DEAD* mydragons456 (TRADE.TF) : this serevr sucks!
mydragons456 (TRADE.TF) left the game (Disconnect by user.)

*DEAD* mydragons456 (TRADE.TF) : guys what classes are aloud
*DEAD* mydragons456 (TRADE.TF) : i cant play
*DEAD* mydragons456 (TRADE.TF) : why?
crib tax (Score:20) defeats CreativeName (Score:8) in duel to 20 on Gullywash Middle.
*SPEC* Steven : !add
*DEAD* mydragons456 (TRADE.TF) : this serevr sucks!
mydragons456 (TRADE.TF) left the game (Disconnect by user.)
900
#900
14 Frags +

slemnish : corsas feet are rly cute
corsa : ty

slemnish : corsas feet are rly cute
corsa : ty
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