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best pub quotes
271
#271
8 Frags +

23:23:40 kairOs.fk: you hated me after i deleted you because you messaged me out of nowhere asking if you could "cum in my hair"
23:23:48 trizzaa: i actaully deleted you
23:23:53 trizzaa: cause you were being a massive prick :D

small except from tf2c after someone got kicked from a lobby

23:23:40 kairOs.fk: you hated me after i deleted you because you messaged me out of nowhere asking if you could "cum in my hair"
23:23:48 trizzaa: i actaully deleted you
23:23:53 trizzaa: cause you were being a massive prick :D

small except from tf2c after someone got kicked from a lobby
272
#272
2 Frags +
villain(LAG) cowboygeorgy : see how you SUCK to high heaven
(LAG) cowboygeorgy : butt hole sniper knows the best
(LAG) cowboygeorgy : you suck cock give your as up so what's up go further
(LAG) Viruz_error : what the fucking u talking about?
(LAG) cowboygeorgy : you are cock suckurs time to get used to it
(LAG) cowboygeorgy : 5 years old who suck fat cock i won't tell anyone
(LAG) cowboygeorgy : see pidors you are suckaroid fuck
(LAG) cowboygeorgy : see you suck and give your ass so good ?
(LAG) cowboygeorgy : maybe try big fuck up your ass ?
(LAG) cowboygeorgy : I CALL YOU TO MYSELF FUCKASAURUS REX

Me and my friend encountered this guy on hightower 2 am

"suckaroid fuck"

[quote=villain](LAG) cowboygeorgy : see how you SUCK to high heaven
(LAG) cowboygeorgy : butt hole sniper knows the best
(LAG) cowboygeorgy : you suck cock give your as up so what's up go further
(LAG) Viruz_error : what the fucking u talking about?
(LAG) cowboygeorgy : you are cock suckurs time to get used to it
(LAG) cowboygeorgy : 5 years old who suck fat cock i won't tell anyone
(LAG) cowboygeorgy : see pidors you are [b]suckaroid fuck[/b]
(LAG) cowboygeorgy : see you suck and give your ass so good ?
(LAG) cowboygeorgy : maybe try big fuck up your ass ?
(LAG) cowboygeorgy : I CALL YOU TO MYSELF FUCKASAURUS REX

Me and my friend encountered this guy on hightower 2 am[/quote]

"suckaroid fuck"
273
#273
8 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/mWqDJZ4.png

http://i.imgur.com/mWqDJZ4.png
274
#274
-12 Frags +

Quasimofo: flyingbuddy fuck you your a fucking hacker
flyingbuddy: ?
Quasimofo: don't fucking deny it no one can hit that many headshots you retard

warlocked: sorry for my movement I'm using a controller
Trojs: same XD
stickyfingers: XD

Quasimofo: flyingbuddy fuck you your a fucking hacker
flyingbuddy: ?
Quasimofo: don't fucking deny it no one can hit that many headshots you retard


warlocked: sorry for my movement I'm using a controller
Trojs: same XD
stickyfingers: XD
275
#275
22 Frags +
flyingbuddyQuasimofo: flyingbuddy fuck you your a fucking hacker
flyingbuddy: ?
Quasimofo: don't fucking deny it no one can hit that many headshots you retard

warlocked: sorry for my movement I'm using a controller
Trojs: same XD
stickyfingers: XD

humble brag my dude?

[quote=flyingbuddy]Quasimofo: flyingbuddy fuck you your a fucking hacker
flyingbuddy: ?
Quasimofo: don't fucking deny it no one can hit that many headshots you retard


warlocked: sorry for my movement I'm using a controller
Trojs: same XD
stickyfingers: XD[/quote]
humble brag my dude?
276
#276
6 Frags +

CREEMS: btw you dont need to give me pro tips iv had manu australiums and unusuals
kurwapuusti: :DD
CREEMS: (On my vac banned accs)

CREEMS: btw you dont need to give me pro tips iv had manu australiums and unusuals
kurwapuusti: :DD
CREEMS: (On my vac banned accs)
277
#277
28 Frags +

nicminecraft98 : I swear if i see 1 more person vote kick abusive, there will be consequences. Not joking

nicminecraft98 : I swear if i see 1 more person vote kick abusive, there will be consequences. Not joking
278
#278
6 Frags +

derka jr : AHH
derka jr : BUNNY RAPIST\
derka jr : IMA KILL THE SCOUT RAPIST
derka jr : DIE SCOUT RAPIST

derka jr : AHH
derka jr : BUNNY RAPIST\
derka jr : IMA KILL THE SCOUT RAPIST
derka jr : DIE SCOUT RAPIST
279
#279
-2 Frags +

CDG : rowpieces your trash without being backed up
CDG : remember that
CDG left the game (Disconnect by user.)

Rolf : Rolf has had enough of your flat doodle, elder one! Prepare yourself for a merciless thrashing!
Rolf : Your actions bewilder the son of a shepherd!
Rolf : Hello, Ed Boys. Why must you spoil Wilfred with this lavish monkey suit?
Rolf : This alphabet F confounds Rolf to no end!
Rolf : Phooey! Rolf would not line Wilfred's plumbing pit with such dribble.
Rolf : Wilfred! You interrupt Rolf's study! Do you think this is party time for 1999?
Rolf : This is Rolf's word! �Dawg!
Rolf : The days of reckoning are upon us, half naked Ed boys.
*DEAD* Rolf : The stench of immortal doom still thickens the air, yes? Or, perhaps it is Wilfred's cabbage evacuations?
Rolf : You have yet to feel the wrath of THIS SON OF A SHEPHERD!
*DEAD* Rolf : I am merely the son of a shepard.
Rolf : Those good-for-nothings are good for nothing!
also i have 4 friends in common with this dude

CDG : rowpieces your trash without being backed up
CDG : remember that
CDG left the game (Disconnect by user.)

Rolf : Rolf has had enough of your flat doodle, elder one! Prepare yourself for a merciless thrashing!
Rolf : Your actions bewilder the son of a shepherd!
Rolf : Hello, Ed Boys. Why must you spoil Wilfred with this lavish monkey suit?
Rolf : This alphabet F confounds Rolf to no end!
Rolf : Phooey! Rolf would not line Wilfred's plumbing pit with such dribble.
Rolf : Wilfred! You interrupt Rolf's study! Do you think this is party time for 1999?
Rolf : This is Rolf's word! �Dawg!
Rolf : The days of reckoning are upon us, half naked Ed boys.
*DEAD* Rolf : The stench of immortal doom still thickens the air, yes? Or, perhaps it is Wilfred's cabbage evacuations?
Rolf : You have yet to feel the wrath of THIS SON OF A SHEPHERD!
*DEAD* Rolf : I am merely the son of a shepard.
Rolf : Those good-for-nothings are good for nothing!
also i have 4 friends in common with this dude
280
#280
21 Frags +

IAMREAPER : merasmus needs to chill the fuck out.

IAMREAPER : merasmus needs to chill the fuck out.
281
#281
31 Frags +

9:32 PM - kair0s.fk: i'm actually a guy but i pretend to be a girl to get on a silver team

9:32 PM - kair0s.fk: i'm actually a guy but i pretend to be a girl to get on a silver team
282
#282
-9 Frags +

[MGEMod] Your opponent had 118 health remaining.
[MGEMod] Your opponent had 136 health remaining.
:o changed name to i main spacebar
[MGEMod] Your opponent had 110 health remaining.

[MGEMod] Your opponent had 118 health remaining.
[MGEMod] Your opponent had 136 health remaining.
:o changed name to i main spacebar
[MGEMod] Your opponent had 110 health remaining.
283
#283
11 Frags +

Billy Layddddddddddd : lovely, some tryhards in warmup :3
Asriel Dreemurr was automatically assigned to team BLU
Jean-Pascaloups Parthurnax was automatically assigned to team BLU
The 301st Spartan : Team Fortress 2 is also Free-To-Uninstall
Beefington was automatically assigned to team RED
Billy Layddddddddddd : yeah for shitter f2ps like you
* No Time Limit *
The 301st Spartan : i bet the last time u felt a breast was in a kfc bucket
Beefington : banta
Billy Layddddddddddd : actually mate, if you wanna head over to my fb and see how fucking fit my lass is
Billy Layddddddddddd : you want a link?

Billy Layddddddddddd : lovely, some tryhards in warmup :3
Asriel Dreemurr was automatically assigned to team BLU
Jean-Pascaloups Parthurnax was automatically assigned to team BLU
The 301st Spartan : Team Fortress 2 is also Free-To-Uninstall
Beefington was automatically assigned to team RED
Billy Layddddddddddd : yeah for shitter f2ps like you
* No Time Limit *
The 301st Spartan : i bet the last time u felt a breast was in a kfc bucket
Beefington : banta
Billy Layddddddddddd : actually mate, if you wanna head over to my fb and see how fucking fit my lass is
Billy Layddddddddddd : you want a link?
284
#284
-4 Frags +
source[MGEMod] Your opponent had 118 health remaining.
[MGEMod] Your opponent had 136 health remaining.
:o changed name to i main spacebar
[MGEMod] Your opponent had 110 health remaining.

This was in ammomod btw

[quote=source][MGEMod] Your opponent had 118 health remaining.
[MGEMod] Your opponent had 136 health remaining.
:o changed name to i main spacebar
[MGEMod] Your opponent had 110 health remaining.[/quote]
This was in ammomod btw
285
#285
9 Frags +

*DEAD* 「 TxO 」 Jimmy is gay : how many engies do they even have?
*DEAD*(TEAM) denzelvlady : i just only know 1 thing
*DEAD*(TEAM) denzelvlady : we must had more spyes

*DEAD* 「 TxO 」 Jimmy is gay : how many engies do they even have?
*DEAD*(TEAM) denzelvlady : i just only know 1 thing
*DEAD*(TEAM) denzelvlady : we must had more spyes
286
#286
27 Frags +

https://puu.sh/t5YZk.png

[img]https://puu.sh/t5YZk.png[/img]
287
#287
6 Frags +

i feel like im missing out on these pub players i havent played MM/casual in so long

i feel like im missing out on these pub players i havent played MM/casual in so long
288
#288
5 Frags +

rocketman4: hentai u fucking prick scunt
rocketman4: i hope u die in a hole
Hentai Weeb: wee snaw

rocketman4: hentai u fucking prick scunt
rocketman4: i hope u die in a hole
Hentai Weeb: wee snaw
289
#289
12 Frags +

chad : jaco can you be my medic girlfriend?

chad : jaco can you be my medic girlfriend?
290
#290
7 Frags +

Some guy: Where did you get that weapon, a cerial box?(referring to sydney sleeper)

Some guy: Where did you get that weapon, a cerial box?(referring to sydney sleeper)
291
#291
5 Frags +

'u know how i know ur not smart? how many vertebrae do u have? exactly.

'u know how i know ur not smart? how many vertebrae do u have? exactly.
292
#292
6 Frags +

TenderTummy: : alanny that fag? lol

TenderTummy: : alanny that fag? lol
293
#293
6 Frags +

Bloomie514: well you have a australium so you must be a good heavy

Bloomie514: well you have a australium so you must be a good heavy
294
#294
4 Frags +

tree: Does anyone know what the launch option -gl does?
Emperor Plumbus has joined the game
provisionalself: gives you good luck
*DEAD* ou: LOL

tree: Does anyone know what the launch option -gl does?
Emperor Plumbus has joined the game
provisionalself: gives you good luck
*DEAD* ou: LOL
295
#295
16 Frags +

30 fps guy : im so lag

30 fps guy : im so lag
296
#296
6 Frags +

[Unranked] the sndvich : fuck this game to hell
the sndvich has left the server.

[Unranked] the sndvich : fuck this game to hell
the sndvich has left the server.
297
#297
2 Frags +

*DEAD* [T.S.A] tattered souls : dude im reloading

*DEAD* [T.S.A] tattered souls : dude im reloading
298
#298
13 Frags +

*DEAD* -Cloud9- lightning : the mingun spray pattern is actually terrible

*DEAD* -Cloud9- lightning : the mingun spray pattern is actually terrible
299
#299
1 Frags +

Hass_03 : ur a fig

Hass_03 : ur a fig
300
#300
8 Frags +

zokleore : who loves the meet the pyro vid
*DEAD* GhostBullet : me
N8 : me
AsrielTheDreamer : me

zokleore : who loves the meet the pyro vid
*DEAD* GhostBullet : me
N8 : me
AsrielTheDreamer : me
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